Have you ever been strolling through life without too many issues, when that one person kicks your ass and throws you off course? I was minding my own business, enjoying my turkey kabob at the eight-person table, tweezing fresh mojito mint out of my teeth, and listening to seven other …
Do you ever feel like you’re running upside down through a tornado, waving at a flying cow, and are in a downward spiral? And right before your face bashes the earth, the winds pull you up and now you’re riding a bull backward like a rodeo clown? Okay, the way …
Picture it. Sicily. No wait, that’s someone else’s tale. Picture it. You’re driving down the highway with your top off. Your car’s top, not yours. Driving naked is illegal, not to mention, distracting to other drivers! The wind is blowing through your short hair. Or maybe you need to stop …
2025 arrived faster than a street taco served out of a food truck! Call me crazy, but it feels like 2024 flew by as if some great overseeing power snatched the calendar off the side of the refrigerator and flipped through the months like a Las Vegas black jack dealer …
Christmas frights date back far longer than a measly little Elf on a Shelf. Myriads of creatures highlighted during the Christmas month hide in the shadows, observing the actions of little children. To do harm or hurt isn’t missing out on a trinket or gadget, but leaves you with scars …
My Gramma Dolence left this planet when I was a pre-teen. And while I don’t recall her personality or know who she was as a mother to my dad, I do know that she was an advocate for her community and offered unique phrases on special occasions. You’re modeling days …
I don’t sleep well. One dog likes to sleep on my head when she’s cold. And the other dog sleeps on my feet until she gets too hot. My lack of peaceful sleeping could be a result of the constant poking, smacking, and hearing, “Roll Over!” throughout the night by …
The wife has been traveling a lot more with work, leaving me and the kids to fend for ourselves—one lonely week at a time. It’s exhausting being a single mom. The kids want food and walks twice a day. They want to go outside, so they can come back inside. …
The chickens mock me. They’re jerks! Squawk (or however you spell how a chicken yells.) “Leave me alone! Stop making fun of me.” Reeee bbbb eeee ccccaaaa [there’s a creepy rhythm to how they say my name] “Stop it. It’s not funny.” Haaaa! [evil chicken laughter] “Hey, I heard that!” …
I just finished another trip around the sun and, yes, I’m still kickin’. It’ll take a lot more than figuring out how to circle the sun perched on a flat disc spinning on some kind of axis to take this old gal down. For those of you new to my …
