There’s a lost boy in our midst. No, not the movie version…or is it? In the movie, a boy moves to a weird new place where people are strange. Some of them are wicked. Faces appear ugly, and I’m pretty sure no one remembers anyone’s name. Vampires rule the tiny …
It’s a new year, and gosh darn it, I’m going to show you how you don’t need anything more than a screw driver, a rubber mallet, and half of an empty wreath container to fix all your problems. I’m not blaming anyone for the 2022 several mishaps that occurred in …
Can we all agree that 2021 has been a buzz kill? Covid is over. Wait, it’s back. Okay, go on doing what you do. Wait. The world’s ending… Let’s be real. Can we honestly be true to ourselves if we let that whole “The World is Broken” thing control our …
I spent a long weekend in Vegas. And if you’ve never been to the city that never sleeps, let me be the first to tell you that four days feels like three weeks. Two days into the vacation, you realize that you have no idea what time it is, what …
Here in the Midwest, a lot of us women joke about not shaving our legs in the winter months. This is the time of year when leg hair is considered an additional layer of insulation. You see, October is a sad climatic turning point for us northerners. We were just …
Whenever I hear the word marriage, I think of the priest in Princess Bride. If you haven’t seen this movie, shame on you. Go immediately to your favorite streaming application and watch the best movie of all time. The reason I bring this up is my anniversary is this week. …
The trees are about to show us how lovely it can be to let things go. [barf] In the social media post, these words are on the forefront of a large oak tree full of red, orange, and yellow leaves with a surreal background of happiness and love. Barf again! …
As we pulled into the cemetery, I announced from the backseat, “It’s weed application day.” My mother and two brothers craned their neck toward me like I was the craziest one in the car. Humph! Apparently, no one else saw the big ass white sign with red bold-faced lettering as …
He didn’t pay a lick of attention to me because my bra-less boobs jumped around like a bounce house with ten kids in it. We have new neighbors that don’t communicate to my liking. I prefer beers in the driveway, sometimes in the middle of the street, complaining about the …
There were four of us in the office when it happened. We worked for a glass company and if you haven’t guessed by now, the front of the building was large plates of…you guessed it…glass. The glass door from the lobby to the office had a sensor, in that, you …
