Once you invite a vampire into your home, they can come and go whenever they deem it necessary. Not all vampires are obvious. Not all of them have fangs and mesmerizing red eyes. Actually, in this day and age, I’d make a wild inference that most vampires have cute smiles, …
February 2nd, for most of us, is a humorous ten minutes of television news watching. A sole Pennsylvanian gopher pops out of a hole and single-handily declares the end of winter. Talk about a stressful profession! This day, however, represents something a little different for me. And I’m not just …
We’re thirteen days into the New Year. How are those resolutions coming along? Before we delve into how upset you are about eating that donut, or starting to smoke again, or how you’ve already cursed out Karen for taking your sticky notes, or why you need to explain how that …
I heard a Dad joke on the radio today in regards to the upcoming New Year. The joke was so bad, it made even the DJ chuckle out loud. As we move into 2020, maybe we should work on seeing clearer in the upcoming decade. Do you see what she …
There are times when I seriously have to consider my audience. While at the store, I was talking out loud to myself while an employee stocked product. She was probably in her early twenties. (Before I continue, the answer is, yes. I often talk to myself while working. The subject …
A person and their vehicle are broken down by the side of the road. Some of you might feel the inner desire to pull over, interrupt your own day, and try to help that person. I won’t. Ever. Before you start judging me for being a horrible citizen, unwilling to …
Everything takes time. At least, that’s what they tell me. It takes time to heal. Time to succeed. Time to adapt and even adjust. Hmmm. To me, all these b.s. thoughts that they cram in my brain seem a little too simple, don’t you think? They say a body needs …
It’s said that eyes are a reflection to a person’s soul. That’s probably why I don’t often like looking directly at people. It’s an invasion of their privacy. When I stare too long at a person, usually out of intrigue, they think I’m the creepy one. What they don’t realize, …
October was a bit on the wild side. Every weekend this month, I’ve had different house guests. Which basically means that the guest bathroom was super-duper cleaned each week and the wash machine had washed a lot of towels and bedsheets. (Wiping my brow) Hosting is exhausting. To say I …
Like many of you, Fall is my favorite time of year. Nature naturally makes Fall feel like I’m dancing a waltz to Tchaikovsky and singing Lenny Kravitz, all while strumming John Denver folk songs. Yes, it’s that good. The Fall season indicates a sense of change. We see the leaves …
