Can we take a moment to talk about Greatness? We can? Perfect, because I’d like to explain why greatness isn’t so great. Let’s start with Alexander The Great. What makes him so wonderful? Some might argue he was a military genius, that he conquered country after country and marched across …
Let me start by apologizing, my fine readers, for my short leave of absence. I’ve been out of the country, otherwise known as, California. And while I had a few great ideas to share with you, my visit with old friends threw all my thoughts into jumbled crazy words that …
I had a dream once. And I’m not talking about the one with little fairies pouring hot tar over the dank castle walls onto evil three-eyed aliens who want to teach the village how to dance to techno. It was a dream that seemed as though it had been the …
I haven’t been accepted into the Astrophysics department at University of Chicago yet. As it turns out, first you have to apply. Apparently, they don’t just know that it’s my destiny to receive a Nobel Prize. Second, upon further examination, via the Science Channel, it also turns out that there …
I was raised in a family in which my parents always said, “You can be whatever you want when you grow up.” Do I need to mention that the statement had stipulations? Yes. I think I do. For instance, when I first started my freshman year of college, I …
There was a lot of talk about Passion over this past Easter weekend. Actually, it was more on the notion of The Passion, but I’m a writer and am playing with words for fun again. Let’s take some time to talk about–Passion. “Find your passion. Then learn how to make …
This used to be my room. It was my sanctuary when I was young. The pictures on the walls didn’t have moving eyes to watch my every move. The walls heard my many secrets but had no mouth to tell the tales. This space is no longer mine. It is …
I don’t speed through the subdivision. There are too many kids and pets and caterpillars crawling across the road. Why did the caterpillar cross the road? Maybe I’ll save that joke for another time. Here and now, I need to tell you about the old man. Before I begin, I …
Having lived in various parts of the country, from as far west as California, to Michigan and Ohio, no one community makes me shake my head, wrinkle my eyebrows, and drop my jaw in the way that Midwestern Illinois living has. In my area, neighbors use the garage as an …
I’d like to apologize for the delay since my last blog. It wasn’t my fault. Leprechauns pulling shenanigan pranks ran amok and I was forced to endure their evil punishments (aka, having fun in a major city with a million other shenanigan-ers). Maybe if my Californian friend hadn’t been …
